Smile, you are beautiful

Jul 04

john-egberts-floating-arms:

riddle-my-hiddles:

animalcrossingofficial:

pinesoul:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

chekovspants:

deepthroatdemon:

animalcrossingofficial:

wow im so
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horn rub? horn pain? horn kneecap…..

french horn human appendages 

nailed it

i seriously dont get it 

trumpet knee lmfao what

IT’S NOT EVEN A TRUMPET JFC

HORN KNEE?

wait 

i believe it is french horn knee rub.

Jul 04
Jul 04
thesp8game:

rangerkimmy:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

artsytechnophile:

ebullientefflorescence:

my-own-judgement:

devils-trap:

youhornysimpletons:

findingpadfoot:

moistviolinpigs:

Oh god yes, gimmie.

I would cry every time I washed my hands.I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.” 

this is
just
can I HAVE one of these?

i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming
and just kinda run away

casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me….

This would be awesome. 

want. want want want want want. waaant.

i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in

I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”

I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER

thesp8game:

rangerkimmy:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

artsytechnophile:

ebullientefflorescence:

my-own-judgement:

devils-trap:

youhornysimpletons:

findingpadfoot:

moistviolinpigs:

Oh god yes, gimmie.

I would cry every time I washed my hands.
I would invent characters I’ve murdered and I would cry over them.

“Oh God, Jimmy. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I never meant to— Oh God.” 

this is

just

can I HAVE one of these?

i want to use this soap and come out of the bathroom screaming

and just kinda run away

casually reblogging after looking through my tags…. don’t mind me….

This would be awesome. 

want. want want want want want. waaant.

i would be all furtive about it and like leave my pocketknife out on the counter covered in bloodsoap and just mutter to myself shooting dirty looks at anyone who came in

I would put this in an ordinary soap dispenser at home. Then I would accidentally walk in on my confused guest washing their hands in the bathroom and scream “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SARAH!?”

I’m going to get this and that shower curtain and bath mat that turn blood red when wet and I will have thE GREATEST BATHROOM EVER

Jul 04

niick4:

bloggin on the toilet

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Jul 04
  • me: *backspaces*
  • computer: goes back 5000 pages
  • computer: reverses time
  • computer: shows you the weather for 1492
Jul 04

tits-fart-turd-and-twat-182:

im basically spencer

Jul 04
Jul 04

lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

Jul 04

anitalife:

lord-snow-of-winterfell:

iamlingy:

amieleighluna:

cavum:

i heard the first 2 seconds and I clicked reblog

YES!

THIS IS MAH JAM

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I literally spent the whole time dramatically singing in my room

Jul 04

shawnameanssarcastic:

How to avoid talking about your relationship in interviews starring Emma Stone.